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1. Hi,
Just been advised about the sale by your mate Craig T.
Just wondering if you would like to do a swap. I have a 6 year old ex racehorse I use to... |
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Posted on: 11-Apr-05 |
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mark_ba
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2. Is this a serious advert or just a chance to have a dig at Christopher Neil's.
Have all faults been repaired?
Don't you have a case for a replacement... |
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Posted on: 11-Apr-05 |
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markycee
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3. Hi, This may seem like a daft question but have Noble not looked at the car on some kind of warrantee? |
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Posted on: 11-Apr-05 |
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sdclaydon
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4. its the jap gto bit in the name that kills the car i feel for u but as u had enogh cash to buy the fucker then just fix it and shut up u twat insted of... |
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Posted on: 12-Apr-05 |
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nitro060178
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5. Does this car come in a mediterranean (rusty) orange colour ?
As this is a horny car does the wife come with it ? |
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Posted on: 12-Apr-05 |
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signman1967
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6. the ads doing the ronds on the various forums, must be causing some discomfort to Noble and CN,rightly so
Have you had any feedback/complaints from... |
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Posted on: 12-Apr-05 |
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bryanbusa
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7. HI MATE INTERESTED IN YOUR CAR DO YOU HAVE A BUY IT NOW PRICE/RESERVE THANKS |
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Posted on: 12-Apr-05 |
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lotoford
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8. Hi
what's the reserve? Problems don't worry as will probably fix myself, however it would have to be for the right price. If agreeable would you close... |
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Posted on: 12-Apr-05 |
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skid427
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9. Would you consider a part exchange for a rare Veilside skyline GTR ? |
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Posted on: 12-Apr-05 |
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pob40
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10. I Think this car looks cool. How fast does it go? |
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Posted on: 13-Apr-05 |
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steveandtamzin
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11. Has this car been in the Gumball Rally? |
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Posted on: 13-Apr-05 |
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alext_s2k
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12. I like the idea of a p/ex donkey swap....however, my donkey is a thoroughbred steed and does 0-60 in 3.9.....could you assure me that the Nob would do... |
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Posted on: 13-Apr-05 |
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pauline231010
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13. Grand and stately in appearance; majestic OR
a coin formerly used in England, worth half of a mark.
Coincidentally, I have a spare half mark in my budget... |
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Posted on: 13-Apr-05 |
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genesis040156
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14. Dude, surely with all these problems and re occurencies that you could demand a, NEW, replacement car. I'm sure the trade descriptions act says something... |
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Posted on: 14-Apr-05 |
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sprocketier
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15. Sounds like a Friday afternoon car, like what the scousers at Ford used to produce out of Halewood, even during the week |
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Posted on: 14-Apr-05 |
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sprocketier
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16. Would you swap it for my brand new Rover? |
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Posted on: 14-Apr-05 |
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bwprice100
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17. What has happened to this item? I thought it was on for another 7 days. I was watching it really carefully ready to pounce and snap up a last minute...... |
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Posted on: 14-Apr-05 |
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18. I dont know whether this is for real or not........ whatever your sense of humour is superb and made me laugh so much i have tears rolling down my cheeks........ |
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Posted on: 15-Apr-05 |
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Q: Does the car have SAT NAV? |
Answered on 13-Apr-05 |
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A: It does not need it, it knows its way to Christopher Neil on its own. |
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Q: I'm thinking of buying this for my wife, can she use it to go shopping? |
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A: As long as she does not mind walking home. |
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Q: Can I have a discount if you remove and retain the immobiliser? After all, it doesn't sound like the car really needs one. |
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A: I would say yes, but it may be like a game of Jenga if you start removing parts! |
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Q: Why not consider a TVR instead? Christopher Neil sells those too so you won't have any trouble finding the dealer and they are second only to stonehenge in terms of long lasting build quality. |
Answered on 13-Apr-05 |
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A: I could compare my Noble to stonehenge, in that is hasn't moved for a long time. |
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Q: So apart from a few minor niggles, the car is fine?
As I wish to benefit from my AA Roadside assistance after years of paying and never needing them, I think this may be the perfect steed for my requirements.
May I ask, how many miles has the vehicle covered? (on the road, as opposed to on the back of a transporter...) |
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A: Yes, I believe this car would be perfect for you. I would also tend to join maybe RAC and Greenflag also. |
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Q: You should have bought the real GTO twin turbo, thats the one made by Mitsubishi, 0-60 in 4 secs / 174mph! and Christopher Neil don't sell them. |
Answered on 13-Apr-05 |
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A: NOW YOU TELL ME!! Where were you when I made the biggest mistake of my life!! |
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Q: You say the Turbo fell off..Is this why the M12 comes with two? Does Christopher Niel keep the spare one for you? |
Answered on 13-Apr-05 |
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A: You know I am not sure ... Maybe Christopher Neil would like to answer this one??? |
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Q: I LIVE IN MOROCCO AND HAVE A DONKEY CAN I USE THIS AS A TAXI IF THE DONKEY PULLS IT. |
Answered on 13-Apr-05 |
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A: If your donkey is not too embarrassed to pull it, yes. |
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Q: IS YOUR CAR FITTED WITH A TRACKER, MIND YOU IF YOUR CAR GOT KNICKED I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE FOUND AT CHRISTOPHER NIELS? |
Answered on 13-Apr-05 |
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A: LOL! So true! |
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Q: I think you are being unfair about the spoiler, that is why they call it a whale tail spoiler, it is supposed to have water in it. Anyway, I have a 1970 diesel Transit, 345,836 miles(genuine)smokes a bit and is rotten as a pear, how much would you give me on top for a swop? |
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A: S**T! You learn something new every day! How about I put a get out jail free card 'on top' of the noble? Deal? |
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Q: Do all nobles have such good build quality or is it just your special chirs neil edition ? |
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A: I think Nobles in General are good from what I have heard, but, I think you may be on to something in that mine is a special edition, bought from CHRISTOPHER NEIL **WARNING** Check out the new website at http://www.christopherniel.co.uk |
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Q: Hi, I have a Renault Kangoo van that I would be happy to part ex for your M12.
However it is currently at Christopher Niel's having a bottom end rebuild. When I get it back, would you be happy to consider a deal? |
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A: Nah, if Christopher Neils have had a go at it I would rather keep away ... Just how I feel! |
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Q: Do you think I would be able to keep my goldfish in the headlights? |
Answered on 12-Apr-05 |
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A: Yes, that is an ideal use. You might be able to see them at night as well, well, if the headlights decide to work ... |
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Q: Hi, I'm looking for something to keep a few chickens in, and it looks like your car would be perfect!
Would you consider accepting 3 Goats and a Turnip as a straight swap?
I would of offered my Wife and a Turnip but it looks like you've had a pretty rough time of it already without compounding the problem! |
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A: In all fairness, you wife can't be that bad .. |
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Q: HI MATE INTERESTED IN YOUR CAR DO YOU HAVE A BUY IT NOW PRICE/RESERVE THANKS |
Answered on 12-Apr-05 |
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A: If you are interested personally in the car I suggest you bid on it, there is interest in the car so I am not going to give the reserve price away at the moment. If however you are asking on behalf of your employer, Christopher Neil, I suggest you tell them to give me a call to discuss a settlement figure. |
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Q: Blimy mate !!! With all those problems and re visits, I would be worried that the service manager fancied me!! Good luck with the sale... |
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A: The service manager may fancy me, either way I feel like I have been shafted ! |
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Q: Surely the Dealer will fix all these problems under warranty and they would have provided you with a similar car whilst yours was in for repair. So what are you complaining about. When you spend 56k on a car like this surely you get well looked after as they must want your repeat business and know that you must know lots of people who can afford to buy their cars.
After all there are only some many people that can afford cars like this so they have a limited market. |
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A: I think I only had a courtesy car once, and that was a cheap one. I don't feel I have been well looked after. As everyone knows its a pain to drop your car off at a garage, time off work etc, but to have to keep taking it back for the same problems is just upsetting to say the least!! I had to wait WEEKS onces before they could even look at the car, and at the time it was not drivable!!! So I was carless, yet again! As far as me buying my next car, it will NOT BE FROM CHRISTOPHER NEIL IN CHESHIRE. |
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Q: with this load of faults you should sue the company and get a refund under the sale of good acts, I for one wont be going near the dealer |
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A: I have asked Sue, she is thinking about it for me ;) |
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Q: Well if its any consolation, Its just lost noble a sale. I was about to buy one.... But not now. With Such limited numbers of Nobles around the factory should pick up on customer service, a lot quicker. Hope this gets the wheels turning in the Customer service dept. |
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A: I feel you have made a lucky escape!! Glad to be of assitance! |
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Q: Is the water cooled spoiler only available to Noble owners. Would really like one on my cosworth. Perhaps we could swap spoilers for a while. |
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A: As far as I am aware its exclusive to Noble owners, that leave their car in Christopher Neil. |
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Q: Can I use it as a garden ornament, or will it rust? |
Answered on 11-Apr-05 |
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A: It's already started, you had better hurry! |
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Q: I notice that you say that Water has entered the spoiler, is a water cooled spoiler instead of air cooled spoiler an option from noble? Do the levels need checking & Does it need antifreeze? |
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A: Its not an option on the Noble's list, but if you leave you car in Christopher Neils for a few months it will come back with special water in the spoiler, well, at least mine did :)
Does it make it faster? I did not have a chance to check it before it reliable broke down. |
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Q: Sounds great I need a new door stop!!! shame its the wrong colour to match my door |
Answered on 11-Apr-05 |
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A: I have loads of humbrol paint left from my early days I can throw in for free? Just be careful with the painting or it may break. |
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Q: Hi, I see you will consider a Donkey in PX. I have a DOG of Ford serria crosworth. The Turbo has blown but it is reliable (apart from the smoke) will you consider this??? |
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A: I am not sure ... tell you what, if you throw in a tin of chum I may be persuaded |
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